I had two separate experiences with moaning woman on Sunday. For most men that sounds as if it would be a rather enjoyable afternoon, but for me it was just uncomfortable. Let me explain...
First, I had breakfast at Cafe Normandie on Sunday where I sat across from an older woman (mid 40's I'd say) who kept moaning every time she raised a leg, or stood, or sat, or even slightly moved her body; including raising her fork. I later learned (by the shear volume of her voice during conversation) that she had gone on an "intense" 40 mile bike ride earlier in the day. This I can only assume explains why she showed up to brunch wearing a hot pink and black sports bra. Her and her "girls" had a hell of a time working out that morning, and apparently she was feeling the results at brunch.
Later, I went to the Broadway Theater to see the film Food, Inc. and there was a woman two rows behind me who kept making moans of enjoyment at the fact that she was either sitting in a cool theater, eating a bucket of delicious popcorn, OR about to see a film she was very excited for. I couldn't really tell what the moans were about, but those are some suggestions.
For the remainder of my Sunday everything I did involved a moan of delight...
"Let's make some cookies."
"MMmmm okay!"
"Want to watch the new Design Star?"
"MMmmmmmm definitely."
"How do you feel about burritos for dinner?"
"MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds good!"
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It got a laugh every time!
1 comment:
Hahaha! That totally made me laugh!!
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