So, if you have any special events coming up...Weddings, Birthdays, Funerals, Baby Showers, Sweet Sixteens, Bar Mitzvahs, "Sex and the City" DVD Release Parties, Masquerades etc...and you need to make it extra special, please feel free to call. I don't come cheap, but can you ever really place a price tag on God given talent?
While I'm at it, I might as well mention that you can also hire me for any of the following special talents:
Personal Styling (both Ladies & Gents)
Christmas Present Wrapping
House Cleaning
Invitation Design
Personal Chef
Stain Removing
Car Detailing
Baby Sitting
Closet Organizing
Killer Lesson Plans
Gardening
Stick Shift Lessons
And Ballot Box Making
I look forward to working with you all.
3 comments:
Brandon, I would like to hire you for the following: birthday parties (for Hailey of course), personal styling, house cleaning, personal chef, babysitting, and gardening. Do you pick up dog poop? That would be AWESOME> Please forward a price quote to me :)
I'd love someone to clean my house. I hired someone and then they never showed up. It's a plus in the cleaning business that you speak english. Robert and I have been talking about when we have kids (I know, what's new?) and he wants to hire a nanny. I told him no way since it's such a cliche. So he's settled on the fact that we will be hiring a manny! Score and with your teaching degree we'll have the smartest babies!
styling and future infant baby changing, please (i'm booking you in advance)
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