This post is a little shout out to all those sex crazed parents who were doing it in October during the 80's. That's right, parents like sex in October, it's a fact. I have 9 birthdays in July, which leads me to believe that the thought of dressing up in Halloween costumes and gorging ourselves on candy leads to sex, which then leads to birthdays in July. 9 in fact!!! July birthdays include my little brother's, which means that even MY parents were horned up on the festivities surrounding Halloween! SICK!
So for all you July birthdays out there, I just want to tell you that I am completely broke this month because I have had to spend all my money on birthday presents for you, and all because your parents couldn't keep it in their costumes! Thanks. You know who you are!
4 comments:
lol. i guess this means my parents are really into thanksgiving? ewwww
thanks for the blog comment.
and i LOVE that you said that to joyce. and don't feel bad about mussing the dinner. it was pretty much a class testimony meeting. whatever.
You're lame.
It's true! There truely must be something about those sexy nurse costumes, I guess I better get one! Or not....
Emily and I always said that my parents conceived me on her birthday in October. That's why we are such good friends!
Thanks for telling me you had a blog douche bag. How long has this been going on behind my back? Casey got called to be the treasurer of the HOA? Hope he has a calculator. Ha Ha. Casey and Math that's a good one.
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